Not Dead

Hey y'all - just a quick note, but as I'm still in the process from moving out of my old, shitty apartment into my new, non-shitty apartment I still don't have internet access and therefore cannot furnish uproarious self-loathing at the moment. (Also, this happened and I'm still laughing.) Believe you me, I've got stuff rarin' and ready to go for when I do get back; keep an eye on this space.